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lankou

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Tory Jesus
« on: May 29, 2017, 10:23:58 AM »
« Last Edit: May 29, 2017, 03:07:50 PM by lankou »

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Re: Tory Jesus
« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2017, 01:20:47 PM »
Hmm - the contents of your post aren't displaying for me, l'Ankou.  >confused<

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Re: Tory Jesus
« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2017, 02:15:45 PM »
nor me!

lankou

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Re: Tory Jesus
« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2017, 03:08:14 PM »
That should now be sorted.

Plus another one:-


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Re: Tory Jesus
« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2017, 09:05:20 PM »
 >lol< >lol<

Sunny Clouds

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Re: Tory Jesus
« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2017, 10:52:07 PM »
A while back, I found a picture of Jesus feeding the five thousand to which I added a caption and printed it off.  Unfortunately, I don't know how to upload it, so imagine the scene.

Jesus - "I can't feed these people - it will destroy their incentive to better themselves."

 
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Re: Tory Jesus
« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2017, 07:26:40 AM »
L'Ankou -  >biggergrin< >thumbsup<


Sunny - is this something similar?

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Sunny Clouds

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Re: Tory Jesus
« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2017, 01:28:30 PM »
Yes, except that caption's much better than mine.  Thanks!

When I need a soothing activity, I shall find my cartoon, which is very similar, and change my caption. 
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Re: Tory Jesus
« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2017, 08:15:36 PM »
Sounds like a good plan. (Incidentally, I did not write the caption).

As a soothing activity of my own, I'm trying to write a series of spoof newspaper stories about  Tories sustaining embarrassing injuries at the hands of assorted fed-up animals. So far, Theresa May has been taken to hospital after being bitten on the bum by Tiberius the foxhound, who is angry at having his plans for early retirement ruined. She is released from hopital only to have her other buttock bitten by an un-named unban fox, who is lying in wait for her in the car park. Once home, Ms May discovers that a redundant police horse has broken into her house and crapped on her priceless hand-woven carpet.  Jeremy Hunt has been treated for testicular wounds after meeting Babs the hospital cat at a photo-op. Having been rushed to A&E, Mr Hunt is attended by several very unimpressed junior doctors, who insist on cleaning and stitching the wound without recourse to local anaesthetic. Efficiency saving are blamed for the omission. Damien Green is undergoing surgery to his re-attach his prepuce after meeting Betty the assistance dog at a constituency rally. Oh, and Ruth Davidson is being treated for a septic midge bite to the perineum.

Hmm - all that sounded better in my head. Shutting up now.  >blush<

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Re: Tory Jesus
« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2017, 09:37:06 PM »
Oh, don't - I like these, especially as all the 'victims' are being bitten, scratched etc in their private regions  >biggrin<

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Re: Tory Jesus
« Reply #10 on: May 31, 2017, 12:51:35 AM »
I feel utterly ghastly and have been trying to relax enough to go to bed, and now NN's spoof stories have made me smile and I shall go to bed.  Thank you, NN.
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Re: Tory Jesus
« Reply #11 on: May 31, 2017, 08:10:03 PM »
>lol< >lol<
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Re: Tory Jesus
« Reply #12 on: June 08, 2017, 08:29:03 AM »
OMG  >lol< >lol< >lol< naughty but so funny. NN maybe you could serialise the story.


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Re: Tory Jesus
« Reply #13 on: July 27, 2017, 11:12:51 AM »
I like cool Jesus better.

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Re: Tory Jesus
« Reply #14 on: July 27, 2017, 01:27:09 PM »
Nice one!  >thumbsup< >cool<