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Sunny Clouds

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What DWP stands for...
« on: February 15, 2018, 05:02:01 PM »
Dreadful Waiting Periods?
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Re: What DWP stands for...
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2018, 05:02:47 PM »
Doesn't Work, Parliament!
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Re: What DWP stands for...
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2018, 05:04:43 PM »
Distressing (to) Worried People?
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Re: What DWP stands for...
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2018, 05:12:58 PM »
 >biggrin<

I have one, but it's far too rude to post...

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Re: What DWP stands for...
« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2018, 05:51:34 PM »
And then you'd have to mod yourself!
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Re: What DWP stands for...
« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2018, 05:52:50 PM »
Department of Workshy and Painfree.
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Re: What DWP stands for...
« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2018, 06:00:04 PM »
Death Works Perfectly

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Re: What DWP stands for...
« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2018, 06:05:58 PM »
 >lol<
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Re: What DWP stands for...
« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2018, 08:53:31 PM »
And then you'd have to mod yourself!

Just think - the horror of it  >yikes<

A clean version then:

Dimwits Wasting Paper

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Re: What DWP stands for...
« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2018, 09:18:59 PM »
you think that's bad - my team were moved to Customer & Business Service (CBS) which we promptly dubbed complete Bull S.
Now they have introduced a computer package Bright Office - so we have terrible BO in CBS.  >lol<

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Re: What DWP stands for...
« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2018, 09:27:05 PM »
Destruction of Welfare Provision?

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Re: What DWP stands for...
« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2018, 10:14:21 PM »
Down With the Poor
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Re: What DWP stands for...
« Reply #12 on: February 17, 2018, 12:24:24 PM »
Department of W@nkers and P1llocks   Sorry, but that is what they get called in my house when one of their staff has been particularly obtuse and has done their impersonation of a really stupid stupid person!
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Re: What DWP stands for...
« Reply #13 on: February 17, 2018, 12:57:49 PM »
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Department of W@nkers and P1llocks

Wish I'd thought of that one.

I came up with a boring political 'Deliberately Working for Poverty.

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Re: What DWP stands for...
« Reply #14 on: February 17, 2018, 02:07:55 PM »
Dopey Work People !
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