Author Topic: Comedy Videos - may contain dark humour or be politically incorrect.  (Read 6607 times)

Dark_Divinity

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Bill Bailey - Love Song - Part Troll

I don't know if this will upset or trigger some people, so I will put a triangle up just in case.

If is don't then Sunshine or someone else can decide that it doesn't need to be there.
« Last Edit: November 23, 2011, 05:55:32 PM by SunshineMeadows »
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Re: Comedy Videos.
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2011, 05:54:14 PM »
LOL I have seen this before it is silly funny.

Thank you for adding the triangle but the thread is in the Cafe and so I took the triangle off and added a mention of dark humour :-)

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Re: Comedy Videos.
« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2011, 06:53:33 PM »
LOL I have seen this before it is silly funny.

Thank you for adding the triangle but the thread is in the Cafe and so I took the triangle off and added a mention of dark humour :-)

Ok, thanks.
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Re: Comedy Videos - may contain dark humour or be politically incorrect.
« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2011, 09:04:46 PM »
it has no subtitles

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Re: Comedy Videos - may contain dark humour or be politically incorrect.
« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2011, 09:13:36 PM »
it has no subtitles

Love Song Lyrics
Artist: Bill Bailey Lyrics
Album: Miscellaneous Album Lyrics
Also in: Part Troll,

I was alone, my heart was cold, it was a stone, my soul was lonely like a stone there was no moss!
 And when I danced, I danced alone but then I did not dance because I was alone. So I did not dance.
 I shuffled through life invisible to all the happy couples who would mock me with their merry laughter ha ha ha.
 The only sound I heard in my lonely silent world was the rusty hammer of my heart, nailing at the hatred in my soul!

 But then you came.
 And my life was turned upside down.
 You showed me the beauty of the things that I had never seen like a, snowflake that melts on the eyelash of a startled deer.
 Or the painting of the dog that wears a deersoaker and smokes a pipe that made you laugh so hartily, but which i had previously thought was rubbish.
 Or the duck thats so clumsily on a frozen pond in winter but the intoxicating power of our love transforms this simple act into an anthropomorphic drama. Where Mr Duck's embarrased and the other ducks are laughing.

 AND THEN YOU LEFT!
 I have died a thousand deaths and will die a thousand more!
 I thought you were an angel, you turned out to be a whore!
 Everything has turned to dust, everything is infected with a plague when you had to sleep with Craig.
 "Oooo he's so sensitive, he's got a tattoo"
 Yea, carving your name with a compass in my forehead was not enough for you!

 The snowflake on the eye of the deer, has turned to puss that oozes from an open wound. The deer now blinded stumbles into a ravine.
 The duck lies shredded in a pancake. Soaking in the hoisin of your lies.
 The dog has moved from the pipe to 60 cigarrettes a day,
 And coughs away his life in the cold neon research lab, of your betrayal
 Of your betrayal!

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Re: Comedy Videos - may contain dark humour or be politically incorrect.
« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2011, 09:16:31 PM »
I was going to suggest that you try the beta captions on the youtube videos but the text is different from what is being said.
The text and audio subtitle beta doesn't match, sorry about that.  :-(
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Re: Comedy Videos - may contain dark humour or be politically incorrect.
« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2011, 10:35:33 PM »
On other occassions when subtitles or a written version of the comedy video can be posted (as Dark Divinity did)we will try to do this but unfortunately it wont always be possible.
Sunshine

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Re: Comedy Videos - may contain dark humour or be politically incorrect.
« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2011, 11:21:05 PM »
I was going to suggest that you try the beta captions on the youtube videos but the text is different from what is being said.
The text and audio subtitle beta doesn't match, sorry about that.  :-(
Thanks for writing out the wods for thatDark Divinity >rainbow< >thumbsup< >tah<

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Re: Comedy Videos - may contain dark humour or be politically incorrect.
« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2011, 11:22:38 PM »
On other occassions when subtitles or a written version of the comedy video can be posted (as Dark Divinity did)we will try to do this but unfortunately it wont always be possible.
Sunshine
Thats ok >rainbow<

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Re: Comedy Videos - may contain dark humour or be politically incorrect.
« Reply #9 on: November 24, 2011, 12:07:07 PM »
I was going to suggest that you try the beta captions on the youtube videos but the text is different from what is being said.
The text and audio subtitle beta doesn't match, sorry about that.  :-(
Thanks for writing out the wods for thatDark Divinity >rainbow< >thumbsup< >tah<

Your welcome, as I have to say that I didn't write anything it was all copy and paste from a website with the lyrics.
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Re: Comedy Videos - may contain dark humour or be politically incorrect.
« Reply #12 on: November 24, 2011, 02:13:54 PM »
OMG, poor girl!  >blush<

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Re: Comedy Videos - may contain dark humour or be politically incorrect.
« Reply #13 on: November 24, 2011, 08:24:03 PM »
I had to replay to figure out what was going on - how would she ever live that down  >yikes<  Bit tight of her 'friends' to stick it up on You-Tube, I thought  >erm<

 >lol< at the 'Amputee Rap' - very clever lyrics and loved the line about not having to pair up socks  >star<

Here's something short and sweet - watch out for the talcum powder ..

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Re: Comedy Videos - may contain dark humour or be politically incorrect.
« Reply #14 on: November 24, 2011, 08:47:22 PM »
The baby one as funny >lol<