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KizzyKazaer

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Cross your legs, chaps...
« on: February 22, 2018, 09:21:22 PM »

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Re: Cross your legs, chaps...
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2018, 09:38:10 PM »
Woah. ouch, but what bugs me is:
They are talking about a ring spanner and the image is an adjustible spanner.



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Re: Cross your legs, chaps...
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2018, 02:38:48 PM »
I'm having a head ache wondering what the bloke was doing with the spanner. Did he get his penis stuck in it? He just better not go near a Mole grip.

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Re: Cross your legs, chaps...
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2018, 04:49:31 PM »
It's not just men who ... um, experiment with household tools.  I read once about women using vacuum cleaner hoses (a little imagination required here, I didn't quite have the nerve to Google it  >yikes<)

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Re: Cross your legs, chaps...
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2018, 07:10:53 PM »
Look here, folks, it's one thing to talk about DIY without warning, but I really do expect warning signs for housework.  I appreciate the reference was only to using the vacuum for sexual pleasure, but even so, the mere overtones of cleaning are leaving me feeling quite faint.  I'm just hoping no one will mention dusting or washing up. 

 >run<

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Re: Cross your legs, chaps...
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2018, 07:37:57 PM »
Now Sunny
no need to worry about dust - its just a different canvas for your artistic development.  >biggrin<

My mum always gave me a row for drawing pictures in the dust on the shelves.  >confused<

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Re: Cross your legs, chaps...
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2018, 07:41:47 PM »
 >biggergrin<
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Re: Cross your legs, chaps...
« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2018, 08:09:32 PM »
 >lol<

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Re: Cross your legs, chaps...
« Reply #8 on: March 06, 2018, 06:05:47 PM »
I think anyone who has worked in A&E for even a short while will have tales of what object was found where. I know a man needed surgery to remove a lightbulb because it couldn't just be pulled out in case the bulb broke and the glass did damage. People always have a story to tell about how an object accidently got there but no emergency staff believe a word of it. I like to think it makes their job less monotonous.

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Re: Cross your legs, chaps...
« Reply #9 on: March 06, 2018, 06:07:03 PM »
Oh an no jokes about how many men it takes to change a lightbulb please  ;-)

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Re: Cross your legs, chaps...
« Reply #10 on: March 06, 2018, 09:01:46 PM »
Or how many lightbulbs it takes to change a man?
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Re: Cross your legs, chaps...
« Reply #11 on: March 06, 2018, 09:10:43 PM »
 >biggrin< at least he didn't connect himself to the mains supply to see if the light really could shine there...

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Re: Cross your legs, chaps...
« Reply #12 on: March 06, 2018, 10:18:43 PM »
I'm trying to work out what happens if you put hoover woman with lightbulb man.
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