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Ebeneezer Scrooge Awards
« on: February 27, 2013, 10:55:52 AM »
You must, by now, have heard of the Darwin Awards for people removing themselves from the gene pool by stupidity, I think we need a new award:

The Ebeneezer Scrooge Award

This is an award to be made to any  >bleep< who opens their obnoxious mouth and demands the death of Poor, Sick or Disabled.

From the Dickens novel, a Christmas Carol:
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[trying to collect Christmas donations]
2nd Portly Gentleman: What may we put you down for, sir?
Scrooge: Nothing, sir.
1st Portly Gentleman: Ah, you wish to remain anonymous.
Scrooge: I wish to be left alone, sir! That is what I wish! I don't make myself merry at Christmas and I cannot afford to make idle people merry. I have been forced to support the establishments I have mentioned through taxation and God knows they cost more than they're worth. Those who are badly off must go there.
2nd Portly Gentleman: Many would rather die than go there.
Scrooge: If they'd rather die, then they had better do it and decrease the surplus population. Good night, gentlemen.
[walks away, then turns back]
Scrooge: Humbug!

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Dic Penderyn

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Re: Ebeneezer Scrooge Awards
« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2013, 01:55:39 PM »
You seem to have forgotten Mr Clegg as would we all  like to.
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Re: Ebeneezer Scrooge Awards
« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2013, 01:56:58 PM »
You seem to have forgotten Mr Clegg as would we all like to.

And Lord Fraud, sorry Freud.

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Re: Ebeneezer Scrooge Awards
« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2013, 03:18:34 PM »
Independent Councillor Colin Brewer (now sacked by his party)

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Re: Ebeneezer Scrooge Awards
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2013, 04:52:24 PM »
Hello A Trutle

Let's do this on a wholesale base's (as it's cheaper) Any one with membership  to the Alliance govt/ neo-nazi party after all their concentrstion camp's did wholesale murder of Jew's,disabled people, gypisy's anyone not ayrian race (blue eye'd blond)/ barbie doll

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Re: Ebeneezer Scrooge Awards
« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2013, 01:00:40 PM »
Hello Dic Penderyn

Can we bring the gillottene back as David Cammeron + his cronies are behaving like Anne Marrie Antwernet who said let them eat cake if there is no bread for the pesants (up the revalotion)

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Re: Ebeneezer Scrooge Awards
« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2013, 01:43:05 PM »
Liam Fox or as I like to call him that bastard Liam Fox.
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