What DWP stands for...

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Sunny Clouds

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What DWP stands for...

  • on: 15 Feb 2018 05:02PM
Dreadful Waiting Periods?
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Re: What DWP stands for...

  • on: 15 Feb 2018 05:02PM
Doesn't Work, Parliament!
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Re: What DWP stands for...

  • on: 15 Feb 2018 05:04PM
Distressing (to) Worried People?
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Re: What DWP stands for...

  • on: 15 Feb 2018 05:12PM
 >biggrin<

I have one, but it's far too rude to post...

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Re: What DWP stands for...

  • on: 15 Feb 2018 05:51PM
And then you'd have to mod yourself!
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Re: What DWP stands for...

  • on: 15 Feb 2018 05:52PM
Department of Workshy and Painfree.
Tony.

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Re: What DWP stands for...

  • on: 15 Feb 2018 06:00PM
Death Works Perfectly

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Re: What DWP stands for...

  • on: 15 Feb 2018 06:05PM
 >lol<
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Re: What DWP stands for...

  • on: 15 Feb 2018 08:53PM
And then you'd have to mod yourself!

Just think - the horror of it  >yikes<

A clean version then:

Dimwits Wasting Paper

(and I say this as a former employee!)

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Re: What DWP stands for...

  • on: 15 Feb 2018 09:18PM
you think that's bad - my team were moved to Customer & Business Service (CBS) which we promptly dubbed complete Bull S.
Now they have introduced a computer package Bright Office - so we have terrible BO in CBS.  >lol<

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Re: What DWP stands for...

  • on: 15 Feb 2018 09:27PM
Destruction of Welfare Provision?

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Re: What DWP stands for...

  • on: 15 Feb 2018 10:14PM
Down With the Poor
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Re: What DWP stands for...

  • on: 17 Feb 2018 12:24PM
Department of W@nkers and P1llocks   Sorry, but that is what they get called in my house when one of their staff has been particularly obtuse and has done their impersonation of a really stupid stupid person!
Tony.

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Re: What DWP stands for...

  • on: 17 Feb 2018 12:57PM
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Department of W@nkers and P1llocks

Wish I'd thought of that one.

I came up with a boring political 'Deliberately Working for Poverty.

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Re: What DWP stands for...

  • on: 17 Feb 2018 02:07PM
Dopey Work People !
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