Re-launching the ship happyness by bulekingfisher

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Re: Re-launching the ship happyness

  • on: 08 Jul 2012 07:07PM
Not lemon curd, I'm afraid Kizzy - here's an ingredients list...

•1.2 litres/2 pints full cream milk
•2 tbsp rennet
•4 oz/100g unsalted butter, softened
•2 oz/50g fine/caster sugar
•2 medium eggs, well beaten pinch of salt ¼ tsp freshly grated nutmeg
•pinch salt
•¼ tsp freshly grated nutmeg
•¼ tsp ground allspice
•1 rounded tbsp fresh white breadcrumbs
•2 oz/50g plump, seedless raisins
•2 oz/50g currants
•FOR THE PASTRY
•4 oz/125g all purpose/plain flour
•pinch of salt
•2oz/ 55g butter, cubed or an equal mix of butter and lard
•2 - 3 tbsp cold water

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Re: Re-launching the ship happyness

  • on: 08 Jul 2012 07:23PM
* scratches head*   >bluetoo< - I was going by the very first recipe that came up when I googled said dessert:

http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/749642/yorkshire-curd-tart

Oh well, it still looks nice and I'll share it with you anyway  >lol<

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Re: Re-launching the ship happyness

  • on: 08 Jul 2012 07:57PM
Hello Sir Cumefrence

I see you are having no problems using the skype in the British Embersy I wish you all success in your restrant some of the passengers are comming over in Eric's yellow helicopter + as we are staying in harbour for a few monnths  on Stalwarts recomendation so we can avoid the ice in Scandinava as the HAPPYNESS is NOT an icebreaker  >bighugs< to my friend


But that means you will be in dry dock until the end of August at the earliest, depending on how long "a few months" is.

I suggest that you do the right thing, drop anchor, dig out your dungarees, come over here and help me with painting the fence, plastering then emulsioning the interior of my new bar.

All of you. It's the least you can do.

And the bogs need retiling, too. 

Full catering will be provided, and mattressess on the beach


OK, SHUN

NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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Re: Re-launching the ship happyness

  • on: 08 Jul 2012 09:00PM
Hello Sir Cumefrence

Since starting to use a wheelchair I have exprince of house building (brick laying), plastering, joinnery (window frame's, door jaurmm's) + lots of painting indoors + out doors eg brick garages so I can be very useful in creating your restraut. Yes we will be in Brazil while the end of Augest Eric  >star< is fanatic regards making sure our solar batterys are fully charged + he is supervissing the passangers who are getting the thermall insolation prepared for our Nordic adventures his viking ansestors came from this region

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Re: Re-launching the ship happyness

  • on: 08 Jul 2012 09:06PM
Hello Sir Cumefrence

I forgot to ask do the BOGS have stainless steel pans? + can I surgest fushia colourd tiles !

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Re: Re-launching the ship happyness

  • on: 08 Jul 2012 09:07PM
**** SITUATIONS VACANT ****


Our client is seeking staff for his new business: a restaurant / cafe / bar on the coast of Brazil.

Anyone with experience of bar-tending, cake-making, food preparation, tiling, performing card tricks and other table-top cabaret-style routines, singing, dancing, dressing up, cleaning, deck-swabbing, window cleaning, security and horoscope reading should apply within.

Good rates of pay, and accommodation help can be provided.


No time wasters.

*looks at CV*

Curriculum Vitae

2008-2011 Maitre d' of a patisserie, with experience of bar-tending, cake-making, food preparation, tiling, performing card tricks and other table-top cabaret-style routines, singing, dancing, dressing up, cleaning, security and horoscope reading

2011- Owner of a Cabaret Theatre with experience of singing, dancing, dressing up and window cleaning

2012- Sous-chef on a ship, with experience of cake-making, food preparation and deck-swabbing.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~

*Hmm - not bad, but then again...*

*reclines on deck*  Hong - a Passionfruit smoothie, please  >bubbly< >biggrin<

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Re: Re-launching the ship happyness

  • on: 08 Jul 2012 09:20PM
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And the bogs need retiling, too. 

Ooo  >biggrin< >biggrin< >biggrin<

Can I? Can I, please?!



How about that  >thumbsup< >cool<

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Re: Re-launching the ship happyness

  • on: 08 Jul 2012 09:22PM
Hello Kizzy Kazaer

Theres an un-openned carton of double fresh cream in the refridgartor but becareful how you bebd over Eric  >devil< has taken to bottom pinching I wonder if he is copping Sir Cumefrence

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Re: Re-launching the ship happyness

  • on: 08 Jul 2012 09:26PM
Ta muchly for the cream,  >captain<  >thumbsup<

With certain people throwing their not inconsiderable weight around on this ship right now, I 'm going to keep a low profile...

*sidles off to cabin trying to be invisible*

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Re: Re-launching the ship happyness

  • on: 08 Jul 2012 09:30PM
Hello Sasha

I love your desigh for BOG tileing + Sir Cumfrence left NO  instuctions for tile pattens so go for it Sasha + as we say in Yorkshire fill your boots !!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Re-launching the ship happyness

  • on: 08 Jul 2012 09:38PM
Hello Kizzy Kazaer

As a punishment I am consifactting the ignition to his beloved helicopter we have enough trouble with you know who + his ginommuis girth infulencing Eric who knows nothing about Etiqute

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Re: Re-launching the ship happyness

  • on: 09 Jul 2012 01:16AM
Yes, its all looking very good and the CVs are piling up.


PLEASE WILL ALL INTERESTED CANDIDATES SUBMIT A FULL CV ASAP.



Thank you very much.

Captain, something about a windmill, wasn't there? And KK, your experience of pest control will be very valuable in this climate. Please supply all details of training, qualifications, projects you have worked on etc.



SHUN
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Re: Re-launching the ship happyness

  • on: 09 Jul 2012 01:21AM
In fact, Captain, as you're all going to be in dry dock for MONTHS it might be a good work experience type thing if you ordered all crew members to help do out my new place. Otherwise they will all be overweight, undisciplined loafers by the time you set sail, which will probably not be before Spring 2013 by my calculations.

And who's going to keep them in food and drink until then?

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Re: Re-launching the ship happyness

  • on: 09 Jul 2012 01:25AM

Sir C. You will miss us.  >hugs<


suessad

NOT NECESSARILY  >biggrin< >biggrin< >biggrin< >biggrin< >biggrin<

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Re: Re-launching the ship happyness

  • on: 09 Jul 2012 08:07AM
Good Morning Sir Cumefrence

I have explained the stitution to the ships passangers so now many hands eill make light work of building a large W/c accessable beach side restrant for you to manage/ cook for is your jewal in your crown