Re-launching the ship happyness by bulekingfisher

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Re: Re-launching the ship happyness

  • on: 02 Jun 2012 02:56PM
Hello Kizzy Kazaer

Before I forget on the 16th June I've got a week's respite so as you are my first officer I will be leaving my captain's hat for you to wear as you will be in charge + you will make sure Sir Cumfrence + SashaQ get bread + water 3x a day they still have comfert of their cabains but NO liberty

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Re: Re-launching the ship happyness

  • on: 02 Jun 2012 07:19PM
Hello Kizzy Kazaer

I've broke out in a sweat watching Sir Cumefrence + the talking + talented sheep fighting it out over a tasty nibble I thought Sir Cumfrence might of squashed  >lol< little Sasha but he's a plucky little sheep ;-) I got worried when the knive's came out you are suppossed to be our serquerty cheif where is the  >flyswatter<look up there  >flyingpig<

  >thumbsup< >lol< >lol< >lol<

No worries - they were only cake knives with rounded ends, but they make a satisfying "clink" noise when they clash  >devil<  >lol< and cut through the Schwarzwalderkirschtorte cake very nicely  ;-)

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Re: Re-launching the ship happyness

  • on: 02 Jun 2012 07:43PM
Hello Kizzy Kazaer

Before I forget on the 16th June I've got a week's respite so as you are my first officer I will be leaving my captain's hat for you to wear as you will be in charge + you will make sure Sir Cumfrence + SashaQ get bread + water 3x a day they still have comfert of their cabains but NO liberty

Dear Cap'n Bule,

While I shall be honoured to wear your hat and assume command in your absence, I would request clemency for the two in the light of the information that Msr Sasha has just provided, regarding the knives being more non-injurious than was first supposed.

I also solemnly declare that I have accepted NO bribe from the aforementioned, as in the biggest share of said Schwarzwalder-wotsit confection....

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Re: Re-launching the ship happyness

  • on: 02 Jun 2012 10:41PM
Hello Sir Cumefrence

 I have a problem with nose + ear hair + I wonder if any thing can be done regarrds chin + upper lip as shaving is a drag.

If you have tried, but failed, to end it all with cake knives, don't rule out the advantages that decapitation can bring, is all I have to say.

http://www.waynerosso.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/guillotine.jpg
« Last Edit: 02 Jun 2012 10:47PM by SirCumference »

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Re: Re-launching the ship happyness

  • on: 02 Jun 2012 10:49PM
I see that was my 300th post, but will I be honoured with a flypast by the Red Arrows?

I VERY MUCH DOUBT IT.


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Re: Re-launching the ship happyness

  • on: 03 Jun 2012 09:31AM
Hello Kizzy Kazaer

After a very deep + satisfing nights sleep I have relented + will  PARDON Sir Cumefrence + SashaQ after there folly with semi blunt cake knife's with rounded end's +  I do NOTbeilive in extremmism so there's NO repeat NOchance of de-capation to remove faciall hair

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Re: Re-launching the ship happyness

  • on: 03 Jun 2012 09:54AM
After a very deep + satisfing nights sleep I have relented + will  PARDON Sir Cumefrence + SashaQ

Not that we'll get any thanks for it from at least 50% of the parties involved <pfffft>

I see that was my 300th post, but will I be honoured with a flypast by the Red Arrows?

I VERY MUCH DOUBT IT.






We can't manage the Red Arrows, but here's the next best thing:

 >flyingpig< >dragon< >flyingpig< >dragon< >flyingpig< >dragon<

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Re: Re-launching the ship happyness

  • on: 03 Jun 2012 12:24PM
Hello Kizzy Kazaer

I agree I won't get many thank's from 50% of those concerned but I do like my food so as we say in Yorkshire (lest said son'est mended)

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Re: Re-launching the ship happyness

  • on: 03 Jun 2012 07:10PM
***** Dinner *****

Fig and mint salad

Breton chowder

Vegetable terrine

Herb-stuffed bass in lettuce casing

Gratin of artichokes

Saffron chard

Scalloped potatoes



Orange Bavarian rice



Champagne sorbet (to clear the palate)

Toblerone

Shandy Bass.

Kawfee


Attire: Dinner jacket. Carpet slippers may be worn at the manager's discretion


Service is not included
« Last Edit: 03 Jun 2012 07:15PM by SirCumference »

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Re: Re-launching the ship happyness

  • on: 03 Jun 2012 07:20PM
Hello Sir Cumfrence

It is good to see you with a dinner trolly. Do you like my white shirt, dicky bow + DJ with matching trouser's with black shoe's I try to lead by example, I'll start with the herby bass. Followed by the champane sorbet THANKYOU

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Re: Re-launching the ship happyness

  • on: 03 Jun 2012 10:19PM

Dear Cap'n Bule,

While I shall be honoured to wear your hat and assume command in your absence, I would request clemency for the two in the light of the information that Msr Sasha has just provided, regarding the knives being more non-injurious than was first supposed.

I also solemnly declare that I have accepted NO bribe from the aforementioned, as in the biggest share of said Schwarzwalder-wotsit confection....

Thank you Kizzy , thank you Captain

Fantastic flypast by the way  >thumbsup< >lol<

I like the Captain's outfit - very smart, sir  >thumbsup< >cool<

I'm wearing my black bowtie and DJ too, and I shall join you for the herby bass and champagne sorbet - excellent choice if I may say so.

Hopefully I'll be able to wear my carpet slippers to dinner, as my shoes are still a bit damp...

*attempts to catch the eye of the manager*

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Re: Re-launching the ship happyness

  • on: 03 Jun 2012 10:19PM
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on the floor having swigged 4 cases of Shandy Bass











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Re: Re-launching the ship happyness

  • on: 03 Jun 2012 10:29PM
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Service is not included

Oh, I see...

*helps self to herby bass and brings some for the Captain*

*brings the Champagne Sorbet after the main meal as well*

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Re: Re-launching the ship happyness

  • on: 04 Jun 2012 09:54AM
Hello SashaQ

Thankyou for your kind table service BTW do you think some one should put a pillow under Sir Cumefrence's head while he sleep's it off with the climate here in Soa Luis he will not need a blanket to cover him up. I like the sparkley dress Kizzy Kazaer is wearing

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Re: Re-launching the ship happyness

  • on: 05 Jun 2012 10:07AM
Morning Sir C.
Sorry, I didn't mean to shout.  >whistle<
Just thought you'd like a cup of black coffee.  >tea<